Anti Guilt Cream
One would think that with all the billions of dollars that are pouring in and out of the beauty industry (worth $107 billion), someone would have come up with an effective anti-guilt cream!
I mean look at what we have accomplished so far… Creams that fill wrinkles, stickers to reduce spots (we just launched this: Spot Sticker) and oils that make you sleep. Surely all the marketers, scientists and researchers in the world could fill the most an obvious gap in the working mother’s market: GUILT. If we could just create one little cream that can be applied twice a day to provide the following, simple results:
- Remove that annoying motherly-sounding voice in our heads that ‘tuts’ every time we have just one extra bite of chocolate, stay for one last drink, spend just one extra hour in the office.
- Prevent those ‘feelings’ that arise in our stomachs when the kids or/and puppy realises that we are leaving the house…without them.
- Replenish feelings of self-love each time we rush out of the office to get to a school play, when all our colleagues are still plugging away at the work.
Imagine, a dollop of cream on your face and you can be free to buy that car you’ve been eying or go out past 11pm! Being a Jewish working mother, I am quite certain that I could use a lifetime supply. So bring it on beauty industry, bring on the internal peace in the form of an anti-guilt cream.